334) The Dragon Inn of Main Street, Tallaght, D24

We witnessed NO dragons in, or on the Inn, at any time. Thus will one’s cry of ‘dracarys’ be deeply in vain. Here’s a cheer: a cardboard sign reads ‘Beamish has a real full-bodied flavour.’ We hold this truism to be self-evident. And now hear this: there’s a nook in the bar that’s ingeniously called ‘Christy’s Corner’ - absolutely sensational. Please, we beg you, read on.

Rumour has it that a pub has stood on this location for approximately a very, very, long time. Alcohol is sold on site. Food can be made to bite. Some folk drink here, others eat here. Some even piss and shit in here. It’s in Tallaght. Tallaght is in Dublin. Dublin is the capital city of Ireland. Ireland is a country in Europe. Europe is on the planet Earth. This is one of the shittest pubs on planet Earth. 

P.S. Earth is in the Milky Way and the Milky Way is also a BAR (but of the chocolatey confectionary kind).

One may find Tallaght’s The Dragon Inn located somewhere in the Milky Way.

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